What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

True - how I loved my mum!

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

What specific economic and social impacts would result if all climate change policies and regulations were immediately repealed worldwide?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

What do you mean son?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Should any books be banned from school libraries? Why is it important for students to read certain books in school?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

How do I stop my 12-year-old daughter from crying herself to sleep? I have punished her and she still does it.

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

What! how could you do that?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?

Do you know what she said mum?